The Bum Poem

I lost my bum just recently
It happened just after the flood
I went and looked all over the place
But I think it got buried in mud

It was there for Hazel’s funeral
A day I remember so well
It sat in my pants quite snugly
But now they’re as loose as hell

There is always a silver lining
The girls from yoga agree
That now that my bum’s gone AWOL
Not a lion in Africa will eat me