When the rain hammers down in the country and on the roof mate,
It is good
But when the rain hammers down on the coast mate,
This is not good.
We’ve been at the pub and talked of the flood
And its not going to happen here mate.
We watch it rise, on our doorstep and
Our dog’s bed is what it will reach next
But we’ve been at the pub tonight mate
And its not going to happen here next.